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Friday, 13 May 2011

A world famous celebrity paparazzo, who can't be named due to a last minute Super Injunction before the press rolled, was caught out in his own game being papped nude in compromising party activities during what is being called his Italian Waterloo.

The celebrity hounding photographer, known for his nude exclusives of Wags, Hollywood Celebrities and the occasional gay football player, was himself outed during a bizarre night of revelry at the back yard pool of embattled, but rich, Italian President Silvio Berlusconi.

The world's second most outrageous photographer, Frankie the J, disguised as his alter ego Franciscan Monk Father DuBois is now being credited with the 'hit' although he has remained elusive and silent saying only 'loose lips sink ships,' his mantra since being involved in the Tonkin Gulf misadventure back in the 60's.

The infamous voyeur, who has made more than a good living snapping controversial nude pictures of the rich, the famous, and the merely decadent, has always maintained his work was 'art', and campaigned vigorously for 'freedom of the press' while maintaining a staff of barristers to file suit against rival photographers who dared to snap pictures of celebrities deemed 'property of the public' or copyrighted by himself in courts supervised by the United Kingdom and the European Union.

"Victims" of the the infamous photographer rejoiced today as news, and the pictures, went viral on the internet.

"it's definitely him all right, I recognize the black socks..." said often abused target Miley Cyrus.

"Ha," said Cheryl Cole, 'what's good for the goose is good for the gander...good on Father DuBois!"

"My hat looked better on me that that thing he's wearing on his head, " said Princess Beatrice, still smarting from public embarrassment over the recent royal wedding pictures.

"Why was he wearing that snorkel thingy," said Katy Price, "was he about to go down on someone?"

Suri Cruise said while being held by her Scientology Minder, "People in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones. So there....you BASTARD."

According to intelligence insiders, Frankie the J, in his black robe and circular white collar, easily managed to pass tight Italian security in his guise as the ever pious Father DuBois. Clutched in his hands was his own invention, The Bible Cam, the one with the wide angle lens and the ability to pick up audio.

According to a spokesman for Father DuBois's charity at the Viet Nam orphanage he supports where all the kids are named Frankie, "wait until you see the 11x17 blowups! You'll laff yer arse off...and the audio...to die for. Father has hit the jackpot with this score, he'll now be known as "The World's Most Famous Photographer." God really does have a conscience after all.

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