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Topics: Sex, Trains, Court case

Thursday, 12 May 2011

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Miss Spreadem's social appointments for the next week

A 21 year old woman has appeared at Gravesend magistrates' court accused of having sex with five teenage boys close to the tracks at Abbey Wood, South London.

Three of the boys were also present, but the other two managed to elude the police and are said to be still 'at large'.

Lucy Spreadem of Gravesend, Kent, was said to have been stoned out of her tiny little mind. She approached the five boys and offered to have sex with them if they agreed to join the Young Conservatives. After much debate the youths agreed, believing that they could withdraw in time. Sadly they are now signed up members and their futures blighted.

It is said that the boys were very excited at the offer and that it was like Christmas and Easter had come at once. The other three boys were able to delay ejaculation until during the act.

The incident took place in full view of the railway line at Abbey Wood. Customers on board one train were subjected to a display of gross indecency, much moaning and groaning and didn't know where to look. Thankfully the ticket inspector passed through the carriage quickly and they could return to watching the gang bang in progress.

Miss Spreadem has already been offered permanent employment by several train operators in a bid to boost falling passenger numbers.

Coming to a station near you soon.

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