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Thursday, 28 April 2011

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A New Diana Is Expected

London, England-- Prince William and his fiancee Kate Middleton are expecting a little blond-haired girl to come into their lives. The royal couple said they couldn't be happier, and they wanted to share their wonderful news. The little girl will be named Diana. The happy couple spoke about their 'little visitor' early this morning from the Buckingham Palace dining room.

"I am just so happy!" said the smiling Prince William. "Her name is Diana, just like my mother's. I wish my mother could be here now to share this joy." he said wistfully.

"We are both so delighted!" said the raven-haired Kate Middleton. Kate patted her tummy with delight as she thought of Diana. "This really is a blessed event we want to share with the public. I could never feel anything but love and devotion to this new Diana!" she exclaimed.

Suddenly, Diana walked into the Palace dining room, and began serving the royal couple their morning tea. Diana is only a servant. She has blond hair and is only about 1-meter tall.

"I just love my morning tea so much!" said the smiling Prince William. "Thank-you for bringing it, Diana. We were expecting you!" he said as he smiled at the tiny servant girl.

"Diana brews the best tea in the world!" said Kate Middleton. She patted her tummy again as she sipped the hot tea. "If I ever have a baby girl, I want to name her Diana!"

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