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Sunday, 27 March 2011

Rock star Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade, has decided to leave her partner and to move to England from the party island of Ibiza.

The fashion designer and jewellery maker has decided that she needs to concentrate on being a good 'mum' even though her daughters are now older teenagers ready to 'fly the nest'.

What Assanti and Assisi make of all the publicity about their mum abandoning her 'party lifestyle' is hard to fathom.

Wild-child Jade is known of her love of partying with her DJ boyfriend. She has never worried about being a good mother to her girls when they were small children. It is a case of 'too little too late' said step-mum Jerry frostily.

The colourful Jade has always been a dynamo and a favourite of the jet set. She went onto Parkinson and said in her husky, sexy voice 'I am cheese-eater' and was able to captivate him.

The rock-chick has proved to be a great jewellery designer of fun, funky jewellery and has had 'a bit of fun' getting her girls to do sexy modelling shoots of her sexy lingerie range.

In a way she reminds insiders of Mick's entrepreneurial skills and his careful way with money and his frugal 'saving' habit which drove extravagant Jerry mad.

The glamorous lady is now concentrating on her latest project to design some beautiful, young, jewellery for bride-to-be Kate Middleton who she wants to design for and give her a 'younger' image.

Mick is said to be glad that Jade and his beautiful grand-daughters are moving back to London and will be part of the Jagger clan again and available for family events. He is delighted that his girl Jade had turned out to be a sensible and clever business woman who has produced two delightful and charming girls.

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