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Saturday, 26 February 2011

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Fudge Cake

Well-known local gay man Larry Sabu, 20, has spoken about his preparations for his upcoming 21st birthday.

Speculation has been rife about how much sex and debauchery Larry will indulge in. The local newspaper even suggesting that it would be an 'Ass Bandit' themed party.
But Larry says otherwise:

"It won't be a big affair - just some male children from a local playgroup that's all", he said, "and some fudge cake".

But, if the night goes according to plan, Larry may get to put his turnip in somebody's bum.

As Larry was born on February 29th, there is much confusion over how this will affect his actual age.

Many people know Larry from stories involving his hilarious homosexual antics which always refer to 'Larry Sabu, 20'.

"As there is no February 29th this year, I will once again remain Larry Sabu, 20, in all correspondence"

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