Written by Mr Goster
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Tuesday, 15 February 2011

image for Mechanic Fits Part Quicker Than Kwik Fit Fitter
Parked Cars

We've all probably heard the famous song 'You Can't fit Quicker Than A Kwik Fit Fitter' and thought what is all that about? Well, today, Paul Spanner, 23, a mechanic from Toolbridge in Derbyshire has ripped up the record books.

Kwik Fit are famous for having loads of dancing mechanics, who always fit spares and mend cars whilst singing and making everyone smile. It's a policy that has worked very well for years, and made the owner, Nigel Kwikfit, an awful lot of money.

Paul, who works for a small independent company 'We Think We Are As Good As Kwik Fit' told reporters 'I had a feeling I had it in me to go pretty close and challenge them. The record for changing a set of spark plugs was just under 4 minutes. Well, in training I regularly do it in 3 minutes 30, so I knew I had a chance.

It isn't easy with Doris McShirter, the world record adjudicator, breathing over you but I knew I had a chance. The Lads here gave me great support and I'm made up. I've taken 12 seconds off the record. That'll stand for some time that now. '

Owner of WTWAAGAKF', Colin Spring, 57, said about Paul's achievement,

'The lad just oozes quality. He's a real star turn and one for the future. '

Make Mr Goster's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 5?

2 24 5 10

Go to top ^