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Thursday, 10 February 2011

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Cameron Sees a Purer Future

Marine Le Pen, leader of the far right National Front in France has offered to step aside so that David Cameron can take over to usher in the New Europe in which all multiculturalism is cleansed from the map.

'I must congratulate Cameron on his stand over multiculturalism' she said 'he can take over my Party any day he wants. He will get away from those lily livered liberals and be able to flex his good Tory muscles'

Officials at Downing Street confirmed that their Leader was considering the offer but wanted assurances that the French National Front would support his final solutions to ethnic problems in the world.

There is no precedent for a British Prime Minister to take charge of a foreign Political Party and supporters of Cameron are nervous about froggy motives, fearing that their Leader will be troubled by foreigners whilst in France.

In a move to smooth the deal with the National Front Cameron is inviting Marine le Pen to take charge of the British/French Navy.

Le Pen could not be reached for her reaction to this offer but it was thought that problems from her Napoleonic wing might make the move difficult.

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