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Topics: Meerkats, Kebabs

Sunday, 30 January 2011

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Don't Kebab the Meerkat

Amy Winehouse and Jessie J have joined the "Don't kebab the Meerkat" campaign. It was started two weeks ago by Alexandr Meerkat after it was revealed in Spoof News that Meerkat meat and fur had been found in many products on sale in the UK. These products included carpets and ...quite horrifically...Kebabs.

Alexandr was so furious when he heard about this that he sent out a message to all ruling leaders around the globe urging them to ban meerkat products immediately. Thousands have heard his call to action and have taken to the streets and rioted in order to get their Governments to ban the Meerkat Kebab.

Amy Winehouse and Jessie J have both agreed to wear the "Don't Kebab the Meerkat" T Shirt for the whole of the month of February to encourage people to Just say no to the Meerkat Kebab.

Amy isn't known for saying no to very many things, but her friends have tonight revealed that she will definitely be saying "No" to Meerkat Kebabs. Its a first, and you read it hear at Spoof News.

By Katarina Frogpond.

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