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Thursday, 20 January 2011

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Bristol - (Whodunnit News): Police won't reveal if Dutch architect Vincent Tabak's back yard will now be excavated for that missing sock.

It remains a mystery along with the whereabouts of Jo's TV dinner whose non-show continues to baffle murder cops.

Media reports said today Tabak's apartment adjoins Yeates' following a property refurb some 15 years ago.

Floor plan pictures published last week clearly show a 'bricked-up door' between the two properties.

But there has been no mention of any 'secret cellar tunnels' that might still connect the two flats.

This morning's arrest of the second of Jo's neighbours certainly got local tongues wagging.

It means the media spotlight now falls away from 'eccentric' ex-teacher Chris Jefferies, arrested and then released on police bail.

The former Clifton College lecturer is reported to have sought defamation advice from some London lawyers who successfully sued on behalf of smeared Praia Da Luz expat Robert Murat in the Maddie McCann investigation.

He has denied any involvement in the dreadful business and will fight 'tooth and nail' to uphold his good name.

A Crimebotch broadcast in the investigation is scheduled to be aired next week.

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