Cardiff Magistrates Courts today heard how two clinically obese mingers 'with faces that would turn the milk sour' thought it might be a bit of a laugh to scare the living daylights out of their elderly female patients by waving a 'green goblin' glove puppet in their faces and making growling noises.
The situation came to light when co-workers complained about the fat bitches' behaviour. The ladies who were victimised by these scumbags were suffering from degenerative mental health induced by Alzheimer's or Dementia, and as such, they didn't understand what was being done to them, finding their experience traumatic at best.
City magistrates weren't too impressed by the pair, stating that these elderly ladies were spending their last days in what was supposed to be a safe, caring environment. They certainly can't have anticipated being taken the piss out of by a pair of morbidly obese munters who probably get shagged against a skip by a tramp, whilst nutted beyond reason on vodka/Malibu's and noshing an extra large doner on a Saturday night.
A bit like The Fat Slags out of Viz Comic - but fatter and fugglier.
Magistrates sentenced the pair to unpaid community work, scaring rats away from civic buildings at night, and banned them for life from ever working as carers.
Following the hearing, as the two fat bitches wobbled down the steps outside the court complex, one onlooker was heard to mutter:
"Fuck me! If I had a dog with a face as fuck ugly as that, I'd shave it's arsehole and teach it to walk backwards."
More as we get it.