Written by MonkeyInTheBath
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Friday, 17 December 2010

image for "Assange" added to dictionary
Julian Assange, the alleged rapist

The verb "to assange" has been officially added to the Oxbridge English dictionary this week, in honour of the whiney attention-seeker Julian Assange.

"To assange" is officially defined as "to act in a criminal manner and then to behave smugly and self-righteously as if such behaviour were to the benefit of the general population."

Mr Assange is currently famous and infamous as the head of Wikileaks, a website which plunges the depths of journalism by releasing only private information from various peoples. If you thought the News of the World were being immoral by setting up celebrities and recording them, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Wikileaks is funded by a misguided group of morons who think that revealing state secrets is a human right, and that nobody's emails should be private. Their whole raison d'etre is that they expose very ordinary things and talk them up as if somehow a diplomat's assistant's opinion is an earth-shaking political story.

As Jeffrey Dahmer might have said, "My murders were just my 'assanging' phase."

Make MonkeyInTheBath's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

Stop - Warning

The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature.

This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

To confirm you have acknowledged this warning, and wish to continue to read the article, please click the following link.



Otherwise, please click here to go back to the home page.




Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 3?

1 18 15 19

Go to top