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Monday, 13 December 2010

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Former riots in the 1930s, "Wee dunt nead noo edukashun, wee dunt nead noo thort kuntrool!!"

London, ENGLAND: Charlie Gilmour, 21, the adopted son of musician David Gilmour, a Pink Floyd guitarist, worth a reputed £78 million has been arrested on suspicion of criminal damage and violent disorder.

Charlie Gilmour, 21, in keeping with Pinc Phloyyd's famous hit song "Wee dunt nead noo edukashun, wee dunt nead noo thort kuntrool!!", attended the £9,000-a-term Lancing College in West Sussex and is now studying history at Cambridge University.

During the NUS Student protests that degenerated into riots on the streets of London in December 2010. Charlie Gilmour attended wearing latex gloves, a number of 'incidents' were photographed showing the legacy of Pinc Phloyyd's famous hit song "Wee dunt nead noo edukashun, wee dunt nead noo thort kuntrool!!",

The Lancing College educated Charlie Gilmour, where the College educates boys and girls to develop a love of learning and to reach their full potential, enriched by the arts and physical activities. Lancing College which prepares young men and women of vision and integrity who will be of service to their fellow human beings, Charlie Gilmour was photographed throwing and catching a rock.

Lancing College is the Senior School in the Woodard Corporation, which proudly proclaims that it is a Christian foundation in the Anglican tradition. The Lancing College educated Charlie Gilmour was photographed attempting to start a fire outside the Supreme Court, until the Metropolitan Police arrived to put out the flames out.

Charlie Gilmour, the Cambridge University history student in his own words;

    'I saw this flag hanging up there. It was a great big flag. It turned out that it was hanging on a very sacred monument."

    'I was rightly told off by the other protesters. I am extremely respectful of the soldiers who gave their lives. I was just caught up in the excitement of the moment.'


Charlie Gilmour apologised for his behaviour at the Cenotaph, describing it as an isolated 'moment of idiocy'.

However, Charlie Gilmour's actions throughout the day of protest came under closer scrutiny as the extent of his involvement in the NUS Student protests became clearer. Not only photographed throwing and catching a rock while wearing latex gloves, not only photographed attempting to start a fire outside the Supreme Court, Charlie Gilmour was also filmed with a boot in his jacket outside Topshop in Oxford Street, strikingly similar to £85 Topshop boots! Charlie Gilmour's father is worth about £78 million!!

Charlie Gilmour was also photographed and has admitted being close to the car carrying the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall when it was ambushed by paint-throwing demonstrators in Regent Street.

Friends have claimed Charlie Gilmour may have taken the hallucinatory drug LSD during the protest. There may be another theory! Could these 'moments of idiocy' be possibly caused by Charlie Gilmour listening to Pinc Phloyyd's famous hit song "Wee dunt nead noo edukashun, wee dunt nead noo thort kuntrool!!" on his iPod?

Further film footage has come to light where Charlie Gilmour can be heard chanting "Forward, break the lines, forward, unto death", before charging near to the front of the student line on Parliament square.

The poor light rich kid, just didn't know what he was doing, as he explained in a carefully worded PR statement; "Running along with a crowd of people who had just been violently repelled by the police, I got caught up in the spirit of the moment."

++++Pinc Phloyyd's famous hit song "Wee dunt nead noo edukashun, wee dunt nead noo thort kuntrool!!" is coming true. So what do you expect ? ++++

With photographs show Charlie Gilmour lighting a pile of newspapers at the entrance to the Supreme Court, his attempt was foiled after fellow students alerted police about what Charlie Gilmour was doing. Charlie Gilmour was also questioned by the Metropolitan Police over an alleged theft on the day of the demonstrations, thought to relate to a boot he was seen carrying under his coat after the riots at Topshop on Oxford Street.

Despite a public apology for climbing the Cenotaph, privately Charlie Gilmour was defiant. On his Facebook page Charlie Gilmour said he had not damaged the Cenotaph and criticised the media for focusing on him.

Charlie Gilmour wrote;

    "I did not actually damage the Cenotaph. It is the warped priorities of the right wing media that has caused most damage right now."

    "The red tops [tabloid newspapers] can go f*** themselves. They're the despicable ones, they should have been paying attention to the poor person who had to have brain surgery after the police smashed her in, not to f****** stupid me swinging off a flag."

    "It is a sad reflection to the priorities of the low brow media and their reactionary readers that they put an unnecessary focus on me."

    ++++Pinc Phloyyd's famous hit song "Wee dunt nead noo edukashun, wee dunt nead noo thort kuntrool!!" is coming true. So what do you expect ? ++++

    "Despite the numerous death threats, yes I'm fine. I'm genuinely sorry for what I've done. In all honesty I really didn't know what I was doing."


Charlie Gilmour also told a friend on Facebook;

    "I'm f*****, this is probably the worst thing I've done. I just wanted to swing from a flag. I didn't realise it was the Cenotaph. I feel so ashamed right now."


By Saturday, however, Charlie Gilmour had changed his tone;

    "Not only has the rising political youth movement been violently repressed but, despite its angry pleading screams for mercy, the nation has bent over and [been] f***** by the government yet again."


++++Pinc Phloyyd's famous hit song "Wee dunt nead noo edukashun, wee dunt nead noo thort kuntrool!!" is coming true. So what do you expect ? ++++

Charlie Gilmour's arrest is not his first brush with the law. At a previous protest outside the Senate at Cambridge University in November Charlie was filmed plucking the hat from a policeman and tossing it into the crowd. Charlie Gilmour was not arrested over the incident.

++++Pinc Phloyyd's famous hit song "Wee dunt nead noo edukashun, wee dunt nead noo thort kuntrool!!" is coming true. So what do you expect ? ++++

Readers in the media, who Charlie Gilmour has labelled 'right wing', have had their say;

    "Silly little plonker, enjoying a day out at the riots, like the rest of them, without having a clue about the real world and who's paying for their mess - and their education: us suckers."

    "How can Cambridge University the number 1 University in England, justify increasing fees to £9,200, when their history dons can't even teach under Graduates, the significance of the "Cenotaph" Clearly there has to be some questions on this subject."

    "All in all he's just another pr*ck in Whitehall"

    "The message these 'protesters' sent out was "We are scum and totally unworthy of your support."

    "There are things that universities do not and can not teach... Subsidising the ignorant like Charlie Gilmour is a waste of our money."

    "He's a lying toerag. History at Cambridge and he doesn't know what the Cenotaph is! As one who lives there, here's a little secret: Cambridge ain't what it used to be."

    "Nice apology Charlie. Now, hop on the next RAF flight to Bagram, stand in the middle of the parade ground, and read it out and we MIGHT think you're serious. Or spend Christmas Week in the stocks on Parliament Green to raise money for Help4Heroes."

    "This would be my sentence for young Mr. Gilmore: One month's work, without pay, at the Royal British Legion. There he can empty trash cans, mop floors and get an up close and personal lesson in humility, service and respect. Then he might resume his studies with a clearer understanding of what the Union Jack and Cenotaph stand for."

    "For those who condone this rich twit's diabolical behaviour, they think they have been cheated. Somewhere along the line, they were misled into believing that to be patriotic, and to agree with the outrage of the state when the state is outraged (as it was most certainly by this wealthy clown's intolerable antics), was not 'progressive' in some typically obscure, incoherent socialist way."

    "They always apologise when they're caught, or say they were only following orders."

    "A student of history has written his place in it.
    Mummy and Daddy must be proud,so proud."

    "Defacing any war memorial should be classed as a crime against the State! You may not agree with what our Armed Forces are doing and the conflict they are involved in, but these Memorials are there to remember the fallen and the sacrifices they gave (and yes, before anyone comments it was a personal choice). These brave people gave there lives as pawns in a political arena, in the name of peace and to protect the freedoms we now have, so that you may exercise these rights in your everyday life. All I can say is shame on Charlie Gilmour for his actions against the symbol that reflects his right to freedom of speech. May the full weight of the Law fall upon him and he has the dignity to except the punishment bestowed?"

On Facebook, there is now a 'Never Employ Charlie Gilmour' page, that has one thousand followers, with these following citations;

    "Never Employ Charlie Gilmour. To all employers out there: If I ever ask you for a job, remember this ultimate vision of disrespect for this country and for the brave Men and Women who have died for it, so I and my trust fund can ease through life thinking we have the right to do this. Remember me next to the words, Glorious Dead, and be proud of my... actions, but do not ever employ me, even if I use the name Samson."

    "Never Employ Charlie Gilmour. In this way you avoid bringing shame on your company through association and I never have to pay back my student loan. Do not worry about me, Mummy and Daddy, with all his Pink Floyd lolly, will see me right."

    "That twat will never get a job after this, as no-one in their right mind would ever be stupid enough, to employ this brain dead brat."

    "According to his College Statute XIV, he should be punished for bringing "discredit" on the College, in term or out!"

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