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Friday, 19 November 2010

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The future of voting

Spanish politicians have criticized a video by the Young Socialists in Catalonia in which a woman simulates a 'protracted' orgasm while casting her vote.

Politicians from all the major parties in the country have attacked the video campaign saying it is an unrealistic depiction of an orgasm that could place undue pressure on males to provide the same level of unattainable satisfaction to their partners.

A Spanish Socialist Workers Party member who wished to remain nameless said, 'some of my erections don't last as long as her orgasm. I am both concerned and confused by what I saw.'

The equality minister was equally damning calling it 'misleading' and a snuff movie without the 'good bits.'

"It's a shame. This was arthouse. After all the fuss I was hoping it would be a little more 'tarthouse.''

'But at least we know now why it is women wanted the vote and tells us why our women are spending half their lives calling up these shitty X factor programmes. Every time they register their vote they are basically kicking their husbands out of bed.'

Gay rights Campaigner Raul Monte said the advert could have an adverse effect on voters who liked to turn their milk chocolaty.

'We think this is going to be a real turn off for gay males across the country. They could have at least thrown a penis in there somewhere. She could have been transsexual, but no. We won't vote until we see a penis. And a big one at that.'

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