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Wednesday, 17 November 2010

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Following her recent admission of a late night movie party in Daniel Radcliffe's room on set of the new Harry Potter movie, and her love of Coke and M&M candies, both companies have sent Emma Watson a lifetime supply of the products.

Though Radcliffe wouldn't comment on the specifics of the movie encounter, or what they were actually watching at the time, he still likes to refer to Ms. Watson's kissing style as animalistic. All things considered, we wondered if that was a bad thing.

With Coke and M&M candies at the center of the story, our own editors wondered if the combination of the products did anything, for lack of a better term, "exciting", like when combining Mentos and Diet Coke. Adding a few candies to an open bottle yielded no excitement at all, but chewing a few while sipping the carbonated beverage did produce some extra foam. Perhaps this is what the two former Hogwarts students discovered during the movie.

Foamy sugar kisses with Ms. Watson? Again, not necessarily a bad thing.

The reports of the movie encounter and preferred snack food has led to a run on both products in local London food markets. Young couples have been seen with nothing more in their shopping baskets but Coke and M&M's. "Kissing pioneers", they were called by some couples. Chocolate and sugary carbonated beverage? What's not to love.

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