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Sunday, 31 October 2010

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No bloody wonder The Godfather's his fav film

London - (Big Bang Theory 2): The National Poisons Unit DNA test's a shocker and leaves Prime Monster Cameron shitting bricks this weekend.

"Bloody Sordid Arabian relatives of yours, Dave," a breastfeeding Sam Cam moaned at lunchtime, "there'll be hell to pay for if the redtops find out."

Meanwhile an emergency session of COBRA has seen cabinet snake-in-the-grass Dame Pauline Neville Jones ousted from SigInt meet-ups on grounds of national insecurity.

Last year she claimed failed Nigerian underpants bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was a puppet of Cameron's cousin Ibby.

That branch of the family is also suspected of dozens of pyrotechnic outrages from Dar Es Salaam to Hackney Marshes.

Prince Harry's IQ is 69.

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