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Friday, 29 October 2010

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Okay, They're Not That Big - It's A Fair Cop.

A woman whose profile describes herself as having 'lovely big tits' today announced on an internet social networking website that it is cool to be bored.

In a radical departure from social norms, the woman described how she was sick and tired of reading about people who are always out 'doing stuff' which they consider to be 'exciting.'

She is, she stated, sick and tired of reading about people going out running, riding mountain bikes, hunting, fishing, rock climbing and doing weird shit like going up the Himalayas and getting altitude sickness.

"I don't do any of that stuff," the woman wrote. "It's just crap. I spend most of my time being bored shitless, but the funny thing is that I really enjoy it. I've tried twitter and Farcebook and all that bollocks, and read about idiots rowing up the Orinoco in log boats, base jumping, scuba diving and marlin fishing and all that. It's crap if you ask me. Usually I'm just bored. I like being bored. It's cool. And because I've got lovely big tits, if I want a buzz from life I just put on a low cut top and go up the shops for bread and milk. Works a treat. It's even better when it's cold and raining - that wet tee shirt look really draws the admiring glances."

In her most recent blog entry, the woman with the big tits has stated that she is considering registering as a writer for popular satirical website theSpoof.com in order to enable her to share her enthusiasm for the state of boredom with a global readership.

"I'll probably use the screen name Chamone or something," she told us.

More as we get it.

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