In a classic case of Political Correctness gone mad, absolutely lusciously scrummy yummy mummy and much sought after MILF, Virginia De Phoarr, of Aylesbury was told off by a park warden for feeding the ducks the wrong kind of bread.
Virginia, 29 and with a figure to die for in spite of having given birth to two children told us that she couldn't believe it when a park warden approached her and gave her a stern ticking off for feeding the ducks the 'wrong type' of bread.
"I was with the kids, and I'd given them some bread to feed the ducks," Virginia explained. "Then this park warden gave me a stern ticking off, telling me that it was the wrong type of bread. He demanded that the kids desist forthwith and insisted that if we want to feed the ducks in future it would have to be with brown bread, as they find white bread hard to digest. He then asked me what I was doing on Saturday night, and tried to put his hand up me skirt. The filthy beggar."
A spokesperson for Aylesbury council told us that park wardens had been issued with instructions to deter MILFs from feeding ducks white bread, but not to attempt to put their hands up their skirts.
More as we get it.