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Wednesday, 13 October 2010

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A photo of the Chilean miners bus which is being replaced by a 2011 state of the art bus courtesy of the Kardashian sisters.

HOLLYWOOD - The executive producer of Dancing With The Stars Bernadette Penderlicki has just announced that the Chilean miners will be making a guest appearance on DWTS and they have agreed to dance the Argentine Tango.

A spokesperson for Los Mineros Del Chile Local 909, Hernando Cabeza de Vaca has said that the miners will donate their entire appearance fee to the Union and the money will be used to send a deserving family member to study law at Harvard University.

Host Tom Bergeron has stated that he will personally be donating $900, Brooke Burke will be donating $700, Carrie Ann Inaba and Bruno Tonioli will be adding $500 each.

Bergeron pointed out that British judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman will only be donating $10, since he said that the rent on his apartment in London has gone up £200 [$316 U.S.].

SIDENOTE: The Chilean miners will be spending one week in Los Angeles where they will be staying at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion. They will visit Disneyland, Charlie Sheen's Malibu Beach House, a Taco Bell, the former home of Fernando Llamas, and the world famous La Brea Tar Pits.

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