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Saturday, 25 September 2010

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Brian Irongrip (34) expert predictor for all things Scunthorpe United has ended his near perfect week by making a prediction that Labour will have a new leader by 4 PM BST today. Brian, predicts that a Labour Party member will become leader today and that the chances are high that Miliband has clinched it.

"There is a press embargo that is preventing me from making an announcement until half an hour after the official one is made" said Brian from Driffield.

"I just have the knack of pipping the press at making these official announcements and have decided to extend my vast soccer knowledge to that of politics however I have to stick to my half hour rule.

"Incidentally Christmas Day will fall on the 25th December this year, there's a little snifter for all you betting types"

"I also predict that Nigel Barrrrrrrraclouff will be adding some backroom staff, more than likely people involved in the football industry" added the bookies arch enemy. "One of them may be Benny Milne, the ex. centre back who has been seen assisting on the pitch but I cannot say for embargo reasons"

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