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Monday, 20 September 2010

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Tesco's drive a "hard, stiff" bargain, but their male "softy' customers love it (and their wives)!

Tesco, Britain's largest supermarket chain, is selling viagra without prescriptions to ageing, "drooping, low-hanging" males.

Tesco's stores are being invaded by desperate males hoping for a last chance to impress their partners before "having a hard time" becomes an historical event way back when.

Tesco's main competitors are also contemplating selling viagra, but they fear that their stores will be filled with "horny, stiff old men" touching up their female staff (or male if their gay!).

The decision to sell viagra without a prescription has left the medical fraternity quite frustrated (but not stiff) because they had a monopoly on the drug, but now any Tom, "Dick" or Harry can sell the beloved "stiffener"!

Wives of "sagging" partners are delighted that their partners can now buy viagra at their fav supermarket, it kills two birds (or resurrects 2 bollocks) with one stone!

"Soft" Hubbies and Partners gladly do the shopping now instead of going to the local footy match on Saturdays and their "dildo, vibrating wives" can now enjoy a bit of real Saturday nights entertainment: BBC's Casualty and Eastenders are now off the menu, "early to bed darling, whoopee!"

Its a "hard" life for an old "stiff"!

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