Monkey Woods found under boys bed

There was drama in Stoke-on-Trent this afternoon when a woman cleaning her son's bedroom, was a not at all surprised to find a "TheSpoof.com" reporter staking out the underside of her sons bed.

Monkey Woods, a distant relative of the famous golfing legend and womanizer, Monkey McTbonesteakhat the 3rd, allegedly, had apparently been following a lead from his informant, who had told the cheeky Monkey, Woods, that there was a story to be found.

Karen Low-Cal, 46, who had been tidying her sons room, off and on throughout the day, has been finding a range of increasingly bizarre objects in the vicinity of the childs bed, the latest of which was the reporter himself.

Upon discovery, the intrepid reporter requested a cup of tea and asked for the whereabouts of an old copy of Charles Dickens' Bleak House, which he had misplaced while looking for spoof worthy news.