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Saturday, 4 September 2010

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Karl Marx: "X Factor is promoting the decay of Western Society from within!"

ITV Studios, England: 75 years ago Britain ran most of the World, how the mighty fallen have fallen. Arise, Chavs of Britain! "Little Britain" wasn't a contrived picture of Britain, as ghastly and abhorrent behaviour has become the 'norm'.

The X Factor programme is successful because it gives all those ill-educated, useless, unskilled, bloated, Iceland-Pizza eating, charmless, greedy, shiftless, thick, benefit parasitic British Chavs who watch it, the vicarious dream of undeserved fame and riches.

And their representatives, the Chav contestants, clearly believe that all they have to do to attain these is blag their way past the judges by waggling their multi-chins, warbling a few ill-chosen notes, adopting ridiculous hairstyles and giving them a bit of cheeky Artful Dodger "personality".

Which is more tragic, The Titanic, or Britain today? X Factor 2010 episode 3, an on-stage punch-up, is a terrible sickening development. What a tragedy Britain has become, as many of the Chavs of Britain watch this pile of 'donkey bollocks', week in, week out.

"Little Britain" is where the family are on benefits and taxes are wasted to sustain their existence throughout the gene pool. "Little Britain" is when the X Factor generation reproduce like bunnies and give birth to more scroungers with an IQ of a cabbage!!

For some sane viewers, it's obvious that their TARDIS has landed in some alternative reality and they have no idea what is going on!!

Willi Munzenberg a Marxist Critical theorist of the School of Frankfurt:

We'll make the west so corrupt that it stinks

And from the 30's onwards they worked within society to promote the decay of our society from within. The former KGB agent Yuri Bezmenov who defected to the west said in the eighties that Communist subversion of a society only needs to indoctrinate one generation in order to be 100% successful.

Today in Britain the X Factor Generation are in control, fuelled by an excess of alcohol, drugs and sex, promoting the Marxist Chav Britain, who can't tear their eyes away from X Factor.

Put a great steaming pile of horse manure in the corner of your living room and you wouldn't be able to take your eyes off that, either.

The great advantage of the horse manure is you'd be able to put it on your roses when it has lost its entertainment value.

The dumbing down of Britain continues at pace, there is no hope. A stars for all (bless them they did turn up and write their names) and then home to watch soaps, talent shows and get pregnant at 15.

For most of the X Factor auditioners, most of them are sheer humiliation. If that is what the Chav British public want, this is what they get, rubbish. As the Actress said to the Bishop, its all a mattter of taste my Lord. X Factor is absolute crap!

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