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Sunday, 22 August 2010

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The miniature Wehrmacht have recently been on manoeuvres again at Heathrow.

Heathrow, London: Fresh from their Northumbrian campaign, in the search for Raoul Moat, the miniature Wehrmacht have been on manoeuvres again, this time at Heathrow.

The miniature Wehrmacht, kitted out again with pseudo-military outfits and coalscuttle helmets, swooped on man, ordered off a flight as he returned from a trip to Washington and arrested by four armed police at Heathrow over a traffic dispute seven months earlier. Even though he had told them he would be away and had offered five times to fix a date to report to a police station.

The deployment of the miniature Wehrmacht, is obviously the best use of police time and resources, because there is so little real crime to deal with in this wonderful British country today. Members of the law abiding public have wondered whether the miniature Wehrmacht were on overtime.

The car dealer was led off the Virgin plane, driven away in a cage inside a van, then held in cells for six hours before being released without charge.

The road incident took place in West London in January 2010, months beforehand, when the car dealer swerved at a junction after a car pulled out in front of him. When both cars stopped at lights, an Asian woman leapt out and pounded on his passenger window.

The car dealer said: "At first I thought it was an attempted robbery. The woman was going berserk."

"I got out and the woman was screaming abuse. She said she was a nurse looking after a child. I said judging by her violent behaviour she shouldn't be in charge of children and I'd make sure she never worked in this country again."

The car dealer believes this may have been misinterpreted as racist. Within days Police contacted him over 'a racist attack'

A Scotland Yard spokesman said: "We treat all allegations of race crime seriously." However, on one occasion when the car dealer attempted to meet the Police, the Police Officer concerned was away on holidays. Then a further meeting with the Police was cancelled because a new Police Officer assigned to the case, needed more time to research it.

The car dealer had fixed a date to see the Police after his U.S. trip, even though he had told them he would be away and had offered five times to fix a date to report to a Police station. So the miniature Wehrmacht was rolled into action on his return from Washington, USA, at Heathrow, London. Whereupon the car dealer was given a VIP treatment, led off a Virgin plane, fast tracked through Customs and Passport Control, driven away in a cage inside a Police van, then held in Police cells for six hours before being released without charge. All courtesy of the British Taxpayers. Five days later the car dealer was told no further action would be taken and he would not have to pay any extra money for Police 'escort'.

In this case the Police stated, 'We treat all allegations of race crime seriously', but the Car Dealer's concerns for the safe welfare of the child were not considered at all! The role of the British Police has changed dramatically over the years. Now Policemen concern themselves more with words, then deeds. In British culture's massively disregarded customs of the past, it was always only 'Sticks and stones' that hurt.

Some members of the British Public have asked "How about taking ALL crime seriously, not just false allegations of racism to cover the fact that someone was driving dangerously? If this man's version of events is true, the other driver is guilty of dangerous driving, vandalism for battering this man's car, threatening behaviour & wasting police time!"

There was a time when the Police would investigate an offence and see if there is any evidence then arrest the person concerned. Now if someone makes a complaint, the person gets arrested, thrown into jail without a shred of evidence, then let you go without even an apology after locking you in a cell for hours. Yet another senior police officer kowtowing and over reacting to the political correctness mantra, but it allowed the deployment of the glorious miniature Wehrmacht, to be kitted out again with pseudo-military outfits and coalscuttle helmets.

Handled in the good old zanu-labour way. The tyranny continues! No longer amazing. The decision to arrest and incarcerate....and then release without charge should result in dismissal of the more senior officer who took it and those who recommended it.
No long term enquiry by the ICD, there's already enough.

Member of the British public speak out: "I'm expecting a hit any moment through my front door, or back door, and being accused of anti police and anti governmental racial something or another. I'll keep the rotweiller unleashed. Its the society we are living in I'm afraid. No chance of this instant response to burglars and yobs? The British Police can not deal with real crime seriously, the real criminals rule the streets. The biggest gang in any town are the Old Bill. Trust them at your peril."

The British Police Services wonder why they don't have the support of the British public. Be afraid; really afraid ... 1984 is really bedding in now…

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