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Wednesday, 11 August 2010

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The Hasbroken Toy Company expects that The Monica Mint Inflatable Doll will outsell the Kermit the Frog doll by 1000 to 1.

CHICAGO - One of America's leading toy manufacturers, the Hasbroken Toy Company, has just announced that they are stepping up production 24/7 on their Monica Mint Inflatable Doll.

A spokesperson for Hasbroken, Ava F. Bongbuffer, stated that they truly believe that their Monica Mint will outsell their previous big sellers including Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears, Cheryl Cole, Lady Gaga, and Taylor Swift.

Ms. Bongbuffer said that the Monica doll comes complete with an anatomically correct groin goody which when touched will play the Miley Cyrus song "Can't Be Tamed."

The doll will also have a string that when pulled will say, "Wow, now that's a dip stick!" "Yes, yes, don't stop until you hear me say stop mofo," and for the Spanish speaking buyers Monica will utter the phrase, "Yo quiero tu chorizo en mi taco."

[EDITOR'S NOTE: That last Spanish phrase translates to "Hey sailor ju wanna buy a Chebby cheap?" No I was just pulling your pierna (leg). What it really means is "I want your sausage in my biscuit."]

Hasbroken has said that they will be shipping an initial shipment of three million Monica Mint Inflatable Dolls to the United Kingdom. Interestingly enough Buckingham Palace has placed an order for one dozen.

SIDENOTE: The Monica Mint Inflatable Doll will retail for £63.16 [$98.97 U.S.] and there will be a limit of ten to a customer.

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