Plans being hatched in the hidden dungeons of an evil empire to wrest bottles of milk from children under 6 have been dropped by the controller of the snatch organisers.
Fooled into believing the rulers of this empire had been absorbed by spirits from the past, the lower ranks of this desperate gang had thought up an idea which imitated the actions of a great heroine of the past - known amicably as Mad Margaret.
However the followers of Margaret had not appreciated that a new public relations expert for the gang had put a stop to this habit of looking backwards to past triumphs.
Influenced also by a smaller gang who have been absorbed into the hierarchy of the public relations gang, it was decided that the milk should be allowed to keep flowing.
Sweet toddlers can still keep growing into healthy and vigourous children with real bones made from the calcium contained in milk.