David Cameron has today been involved in a domestic abuse storm. He was visiting a Women's Institute meeting in Margate when he was asked to participate in a friendly game of Pictionary.
The Prime Minister agreed and excitedly blurted out, "I'll beat you like I beat my wife..."
A stony silence fell on the room as Cameron attempted to explain that he was talking about beating his wife at Pictionary and not beating her physically.
Unfortunately for him, the damage was already done.
"I was disgusted by what he said" said Doris, 73, "He was all smiles when he accepted a piece of my carrot cake but turned into a raving competitive wife-beating monster!"
"I asked him to leave" said Gladys, 107, "We don't accept domestic abuse in Margate."
Cameron was hurried out of the building and into a waiting car after the gaffe having refused to make any comment on the incident.
It has been reported that Mr. Cameron will take his wife out later this evening to Frankie & Bennies for a pizza, to show she is currently, completely unharmed.