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Wednesday, 28 July 2010

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'Phillip, can one drop one off at the palace?'

Mohamed Al Fayed, the retired ex-owner of Harrods and billionaire entrepreneur, has made startling claims today about the 'deaths' of his son Dodi and Diana, the former Princess of Wales.

In a new book launched today, 'Diana and Dodi,the Untold Story now Told (Continued)', Al Fayed claims that Princess Di and Dodi, were abducted by aliens.

Al Fayed has previously claimed that Dodi and Diana were murdered by M16 and that the British Royal Family and senior politicians were somehow involved.

The new book, released almost 13 years after that fateful event, now seeks to revise that initial conspiracy theory.

'I now believe that the British Royal Family are aliens', Al Fayed stated to a surprised audience earlier today.'Dodi and Diana were abducted to maintain this awful secret.'

Al Fayed believes that this would explain the flashing lights in the (Alma) tunnel, the fact that the crash scene was cleansed within an hour or so of the accident and the little green men on the scooter spotted behind the chauffeur-driven Mercedes, minutes before the crash.

So, a credible theory or the continued ramblings of a bitter and grieving man? Either way we predict sales of the book will be good.

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