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Monday, 26 July 2010

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Katy Perry as she appears in her new video "The Ballad of The Isle of Wight."

LONDON - Katy Perry, who recently recorded the song "The Ballad of The Isle of Wight" has just been informed by BMI that the song has reached the number one position on the music charts.

The young songstress laughed and said that when she first heard the news she started jumping up and down with joyous joy and she nearly peed her knickers.

The song which was co-written by Katy Perry and Pixie Lott has only been out for one week and it has already had sales of 2 million copies.

It knocked off the Brighton based progressive metal band The Architects who had been at the top spot for three weeks with their hit "Shelia, She's Me Girl, She Is."

One of the biggest record stores in New York City, The Broken Record Music Store said that they sold out of their 50,000 Katy Perry record allotment within 35 minutes.

Katy is so ecstatic about the popularity of the song that she has gone out and purchased a new bra for herself and a brand new 2010 Lamborghini Murcielago for her fiancee Russell Brand.

Russell says that he is so proud of his fiancee Katy that he could literally eat her.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ah...lets change that to 'he could literally kiss her all over her arms and legs' instead.]

Miss Perry told England's David Frost that she will be donating a portion of the money from the song to Queen Elizabeth's 'Please Help Us To Keep Ashley Cole From Going Off And Joining Real Madrid Fund.'

Katy said that she really enjoyed making "The Ballad of The Isle of Wight" video since she got to kiss her video co-star Robert Pattinson a total of nine times.

Zac Efron was originally to have appeared in the video but he could not due to the fact that he had already signed to attend a grand opening of a Banana Republic store down in Ciudad Hot Peppers, Costa Rica.

SIDENOTE: Katy revealed that there is talk that British Manor Pictures is looking into making a movie based on her hit song "The Ballad of The Isle of Wight." Russell (Brand) said that if the movie is made he will star as the male lead so that he gets to kiss Katy's mouth-watering luscious lips.

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