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Friday, 23 July 2010

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This Man Is NOT Downloading Child Porn.

There was an outcry in the UK today as child-killer Jon Venables was sentenced to a mere two years in prison after pleading guilty to downloading and distributing indecent images of children - including the rape of an eight year old girl.

Venables - convicted of the 1993 murder/sexual assault of toddler Jamie Bulger had been released on licence, but went back to his paedophilic predilection as he committed the offences.

Which proves to anybody who cares to listen, that Jon Venables always was, and indeed still is, a sick bastard who belongs behind bars.

At The Strand shopping precinct in Bootle, Merseyside, from where little Jamie Bulger was abducted, there was little sympathy from the locals.

"He should never have been let out," one man said. "He's a sick fuck and a danger to our children. The prick has mutated from a child-killer into a paedophile. They should lock the bastard up and leave him to rot, never mind two years."

Perhaps not surprisingly, nobody seemed to be prepared to say a word in favour of the child killing paedophile.

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