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Tuesday, 20 July 2010

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David Cameron goes back to Basics

An inspired David Cameron has outlined his solution to world problems as he ventures forth to American pastures seeking to prop up an ailing Barrack Obama.

The simple idea is that people should volunteer to do work for no pay. This would give a chance to those who are being replaced for their paid work to join the army of volunteers.

'This can go a long way to solving the problems of Britain's economy and is likely to be followed throughout the world' said Piggy Pickles, on behalf of his Party.

However there have been some unexpected teething problems for this incredible scheme.

Several back bench Tory MP's were less than happy about sacrificing themselves for volunteer replacements. One was heard to say: 'This is like slavery, being paid nothing for work. It might have worked well in America but I'm not sure it fits with the British character. I can see a flood of immigrants coming to do our work as volunteers and not letting us be charitable to them any more.'

But David is ready to slaughter the Goliath of Labour inspired jobs for the boys. 'Like my famous predecessor, John Major, I want to get back to Basics. It worked for him and it will work for me.'

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