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Topics: NHS, Heatwave

Thursday, 8 July 2010

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Another victim of the terrible events.

During this evening's BBC Weather report, the whole nation breathed a sigh of relief to see that the good old NHS are providing a special helpline to give advice in relation to this weekend's expected heatwave.

Temperatures are expected to reach 30 degrees in places, which means that parts of our community will need to wear summer clothes, drink a bit more and use sun tan lotion.

At tomorrow's Prime Minister's Question Time in Parliament, David Cameron is expected to defend the helpline as an integral part of his coalition strategy to support the NHS, coincidentally keeping one of his mates in business for setting up the £15m infrastructure to support this vital telephone service.

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