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Tuesday, 6 July 2010

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Lone Muslim Now Enjoys Total Privacy at Council Pool Funded by Taxpayers !

Militant Muslims continue to march on in their quest to bend the will of citizens in every country they manage to infiltrate, pushing the boundaries of common sense and using their religion as a tool to bludgeon any opposition.

The latest outrage took place in a quiet English town where a minority of Muslims petitioned the council to cover the windows in the community leisure center pool, an architecturally designed building 10 years old, where the pastoral surroundings of fields, trees and English gardens enhanced the pleasure of citizens who swam for enjoyment, physical therapy, or health reasons.

Bowing to the wishes of a few, based on misguided concerns over privacy, the council spent an undisclosed amount of taxpayers money to install opaque film to the more than 250 windows, thereby plunging the pool facility into a shadowy, fetid tidal pool deemed "Swimming for Sharia"by local Muslim Leaders.

Aging members said they were now forced to wear miner's lights strapped to their forehead in order to see their around around the edge of the pool, and that the lack of sunlight had turned the water in the pool into a 'sink hole with traces of toilet paper and black swarms of middle eastern pubic hairs."

Reacting to the slurs, the Muslims have now approached the council with another demand presented by their Barrister from Burkastan, demanding that the pool be segregated by religion, and that after each use by 'infidels' the pool be drained, strained, purified, heated to 78 degrees, and blessed by the local Mullah before being turned over to the Muslim swimmers who continue to frolic in the pool fully dressed, including their street sandals.

According to the latest Council Minutes, plans are now underway to vacate the center, turning it over to the full control of the Muslim Activists, and providing $750,000 to allow for a conversion to a "Pool Mosque' complete with imported ornate tiles, water proof prayer rugs and an elaborate pool strainer to keep the pool water, now to be imported from the Dead Sea, in pristine condition.

Council Chairman Percey Wrightasrain, was said to have lost all patience with his majority constituents, telling them quite prickly when they complained, "go home and take a fooking tub, the lot a yer!"

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