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Friday, 25 June 2010

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BA aeroplane, undergoing sanitization treatment against miscreants!

BA, Heathrow: BA the 'feminist airline, make little or no distinction between criminals and men in general. BA 'made businessman feel like child molester', After the flight he wrote to BA to complain. Although the airline apologised he was so angry that he decided to sue for "loss and damage of injury to his feelings". He said he wanted BA to change its policy as "a matter of principle", because he thought it amounted to sex discrimination.

BA was forced to compensate the businessman after making him feel like a "child molester" by banning him from sitting next to a boy that he did not know.

Travel Guidelines: Remember on BA, all men are potential rapists (and all women are potential prostitutes).

Next time you take a flight on BA, and happen to be seated next to a woman, asked to be moved. Tell the BA flight attendant that you wish to do so on the grounds of hygiene safety. Say that, it is your understanding that all women are potential prostitutes, and you would rather not take the chance being seated next to her, fearing you may catch something, should she accidentally cough on, or touch you.

Next time you take a flight on BA, and happen to be seated next to a man, asked to be moved. Tell the BA flight attendant that you wish to do so on the grounds of safety from being molested. Say that, it is your understanding that all men are potential rapists, and you would rather not take the chance being seated next to him, fearing you may join the 'mile high club'!

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