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Tuesday, 18 May 2010

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London - (Crimebotch Mess): In scenes totally unreminiscent of poor old Mrs Cody's death in A Fish Called Wanda the only witness to the 1999 Jill Dando shooting has died.

Geoffrey Upfill-Brown saw the TV presenter's killer and later passed over suspect Barry George Bush in a police line-up.

His death last weekend involved no unfortunate Yorkshire Terrier tragedies in a zero similarities twist with the movie and Ms Dando's unsolved death.

Barry George was eventually exonerated after more than seven years incarceration in Wormwood Scrubs.

Last week he won a hefty wedge for redtop defamation about an obsession with national treasure Cheryl Cole.

Meanwhile Dando cops reviewing the unsolved case said today a new spec of DNA had been discovered on the TV presenter's clothing.

The UK National Poisons Unit computer is in overdrive.

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