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Tuesday, 11 May 2010

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Graveyard Britain - We're All Doomed!

Following a 'Pretty Woman' style agreement between the Conservatives and the Lib-Dems, David Cameron will shortly be taking the reins in Downing Street.

It's the understanding of Skoob News that Gordon Brown's formal resignation is imminent with Cameron's takeover to follow in quick order.

Sources tell us that Cameron rewarded Nick Clegg for his cooperation by tossing him a handful of £50 notes and telling him to go out and buy himself a new dress. Or something.

In a similar fashion to that depicted in the Hollywood rom-com Pretty Woman, where Richard Gere tosses Julia Roberts a fistful of cash and tells her to buy a new dress.

There have been concerns raised by longstanding Lib-Dems that they didn't want Nick Clegg to emerge from such a deal looking like a tail-wagging puppy, raising comparisons with the 'special relationship' enjoyed by Blair and Bush, a notion which David Cameron was quick to dispel as he patted Clegg on the head and rubbed his tummy.

"This is the change the nation needed," Cameron said. "Everybody was tired of Brown, and tired of Labour. Now we can start changing things in earnest, starting with the curtains, and perhaps Sam will invest in a new blu-ray player. Isn't that right Nick?"

At which point, Nick Clegg ran off chasing a stick and wiggling his arse.

How we laughed.

More as we get it.

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