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Thursday, 22 April 2010

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Tonights Triple Threat Match live from the Bristol Silverdome is going to be a slobberknocker, Three Men destined to become Prime Minister and more importantly the WWE UK Champion. But The Corb News Network can reveal today that there will be a Mcmahon in Every Corner!

Tonights Match is only one of the first leading to Wrestlemania on May 6th, The Owner of the WWE, Vince McMahon stated last night that it would be a no holds barred in May, However all other details are being kept very quiet. The Winner of Tonights Match will get to choose the type of Match at Wrestlemania heres the breakdown

The Reigning Champion - Gordon "Ironface" Brown
(Gordon Wants a Cage in Croydon Match and will be accompanied by Vince McMahon)

The Number One Contender - David "IronfaceKiller" Cameron
(Cameron wants a Hell inside Number Ten Match supporting him is Linda McMahon)

The Rank Outsider - Nick "StealersWheel" Clegg
(Nick wants a I'm Never Gonna Win So It Dosnt Really Matter Match he will be accompanied by Shane McMahon

Tonights Guest Referee is Petula Clarke

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