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Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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Labour have announced that if elected they will introduce new taxes only on men.

As part of their continuing wealth transfer from men to women, the incoming Labour government, which is desperate to fund the huge benefits bill for single mothers, will introduce a new tax only on men's income. This will be charged at the mythical difference between men and women's wages in order to bring down men's net earned income to that of the average women. It will be justified by the new Inequality Act 2010', which legalises discrimination in favour of women.

This of course is in addition the male only income tax already charged via the 'child' support agency and the additional taxes on men as a result of so-called spousal maintenance through divorce settlements and other cohabitation disputes over the years.

This follows on from the huge transfer in April 2003 when tax credits were no longer allowed to be paid to fathers and had to be paid 100% to mothers only, regardless of how much care each parent had. In addition, child benefit has successfully reached mothers in 93% of cases, Child tax credit in around 90% of cases and the CSA persecute men in 95% of cases.

Labour accept that they may have to utilise the IMF (International men's Fund) to make the books balance and will be urging their European partners to enact similar legislation to ensure that the IMF is fully funded for future handouts.

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