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Topics: Iceland, volcano

Monday, 19 April 2010

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Gordon Brown has decided he's sick of Iceland and is demanding they pay off our national debt. The down in the dumps Labour leader is hoping to push his party up the poles by insisting Icelanders pay us a small fortune to make up for all their countries' crap over the years.

"I think it's fair to say we are all bloody sick of these guys, after all what have they ever given to the world? Bloody Vikings raped and pillaged us, they stole our cod and our money and now they pollute our atmosphere," Brown rambled.

In an unusual show of strength Cameron agreed! "I think Mr Brown's comments are worthy of a referendum and we will offer one if we are elected. We will simply let the UK public decide."

Nick Clegg the lanky Lib Dem leader looked a little silly earlier today when he reacted to Brown's comments. When asked by reporters what he thought of the Labour leaders comments he said "I thought Kwik Save took bought them years ago."

We asked a number of people what they thought of Iceland in view of all the troubles they have caused. One man said "We should melt the place and then watch them have to swim for it."

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