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Sunday, 28 March 2010

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Footballers wife sucking on her "Ding Dong" and it's BLACK!

A pair of dated 1700's ancient wooden, very black Phallus (dildo's, in them days they thought a Dildo was dough mixed with dill) was sold at auction for a record price to a secret, kinky, multi-millionairess, footballers wife and not Cheryl Cole.

These Dildo's are so rare because they're BLACK and back in the 1700's the only black men in the UK were slave Eunuchs without balls.

Oxford university mad-sex Professor, Damien Hornblower-Deepthroat, believes these black Phallus sex-toys were bought by sex-starved royalty bitches (their men were away leading the great British armies to victory against black savages not wanting to be slaves!), craving for sex with their well-built black Eunuch slaves, but unable? hence the toys!

Now this perfect pair measuring 6 0n the Richter Scale (whilst entering) were bought by a rather horny white "WAG" because she knows her hubby is off on duty in South Africa soon and 12 hours without a "BIT" is just too much!

Her hubby is WHITE actually and as far as the tabloids know, he doesn't know about the new pair of BLACK giants his wife has just purchased (maybe its better that way, he might get an inferiority complex before the World Cup and that won't do, her surname is not Terry BTW!)

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