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Tuesday, 9 March 2010

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Going on holiday seems to do wonders for our health according to a new report by airport staff who recently cleared out their lost property office.

The airport parking providers revealed they found misplaced walking aids, a set of false teeth and a tube of hemorrhoid cream left in a ski boot and never claimed by it's red-faced owner!

Almost half of all the items were clothing.

Highlights of the list include:

  • False teeth
  • A tube of haemorrhoid cream left in a ski boot
  • Fishing rods
  • crutches & walking sticks
  • Skis
  • Wheelchairs
  • Prams
  • Odd Shoes
  • Electric scales

Tech accounted for nearly one in five forgotten items.

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