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Wednesday, 3 March 2010

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Cherie Blair Foundation: selling corsets or other items of restraint?

London - (A&E): CCTV footage outside Cherie Blair's Oxford Street Foundation HQ shows a be-wigged, headscarfed and heavily Ray-Banned woman 'hammering frantically on the front door.'

"Foundation?" a Marbel Arch newspaper vendor outside the premises chortled today. "Is Cherie now selling corsets or other items of, er, restraint?"

But the fitness coach who schmoozed her way into Number 10 during Cherie Blair's reign as chateleine of Downing Street probably isn't looking to buy any 'foundation garment' from her old mucker the ex-PM's wife.

Carole Caplin, who was banned from Number 10 and had her security pass revoked in highly mysterious circumstances, is said to be going absolutely frantic, again.

After an eight year period of relative obscurity during which she was relegated to the Blairs' Z-List of pals the blue-eyed fitness guru appears to have thrown a massive wobbly.

Several weeks ago Caplin, 69, was also sighted sighted near Primrose Hill 'posing as a pizza delivery biker' to Peter Mandelson's millionaire pad in Park Village.

"Lord Meddlesome came to the front door," my reporting sources said today, "and hurriedly ushered her in like some long-lost pal.

"Very strange, that! Everyone always assumed they were mortal enemies and not some brother-sister act!"

David Blunkett is foaming at the mouth.

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