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Tuesday, 2 March 2010

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The brothel is located 'near a local Tesco'

Lee Mill, Devon - (Sieg Heil!): So far there have been no reports of Max Mosley in the vicinity!

But a police raid on a harmless-looking Devon semi today revealed an astonishiong array of be-swastika'd sex aids that would have made the notorious S&M aficionado blush.

Officer in charge of the bust Detective Sergeant Gilroy told bemused reporters that the rented house was in a 'nice and decent area' near a local Tesco!

"Is that where the fetishistic electric cattle prod came from?" a scribe from the Totnes Argus asked as officers displayed the awesome collection of assorted torture toys.

These apparently include a bondage chair with straps - similar to the James Bond Die Another Day 'throne' where Pierce Brosnan's 007 is tortured by Elektra King, played French actress Sophie Marceau.

Also found were assorted gas masks, manacles, whips, shackles, vibrating ephemera, wooden bats, handcuffs, clothes pegs and rubber gloves.

Police also removed dozens of straight jackets, gimp masks, Nazi-themed S&M outfits and an electric egg-whisk (don't ask!)

A youngish couple have been arrested and are currently out on bail.

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