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Sunday, 24 January 2010

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The new television series of Freaky Eaters is to feature a 24 year old man from Haiti who was found alive in the rubble of the Napoli Inn Hotel eleven days after the Haiti earthquake.

Wismond Exantus smiling and in very good condition was brought to the surface looking healthy and well. He explained he had had worked in the hotels grocery store and survived eating biscuits and drinking Coca Cola and he was now addicted to them.

Freaky Eaters episodes in the past has featured people addicted to chips, people who eat nothing but crisps and some who eat nothing but pizza so it will make a change having someone who eats nothing but biscuits and Coca Cola.

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