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Saturday, 23 January 2010

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Whitewash and cover-up to protect this old tosser?

London - (Illuminati Mess): Was he really Prince Philip's smack addict bastard son? And is that why his mysterious 'suicide' death has now been covered up until at least 2080?

This weekend Metropolitan Police sources are hopping mad at Lord Hutton's latest spectacular foray into grand-scale perversion of the course of justice.

The WMD Inquiry chief has locked down all documents regarding Kelly's 2003 'suicide' for 70 years using obscure and contentious priviledge clauses clouded by some sort of Official Secrets Act gobbledygoock.

The WMD inspector was found "dead in the Bushes' after telling BBC chums Tony Blair had sexed up the infamous dodgy dossier about Saddam.

An inquest into his death was hastily stopped after Downing Street realised evidence must by law be heard under oath.

And Hutton was given the extraordinary task of conducting an inquest into Kelly's death with the sort of coroner's qualifications that a dyslexic deaf blind and mute budgerigar could trump any day of the week.

The Blairite stooge then allowed non-oath hearsay evidence about the circumstances surrounding Kelly's 18 July 2003 slaying and the verdict was one of misadventure.

This weekend a team of distinguished doctors has once again challenged this whitewash saying that the medical facts of Kelly's demise just do not stack up.

Recent speculation that Dr Kelly had gone out briefly to meet his heroin dealer includes an update from Oxfordshire Police about a consigment of lethal smack laced with rqat poison that other addictes had died of during that same period.

Yates of the Yard is staying enigmatically Sphynx-like.

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