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Wednesday, 2 December 2009

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Downing St announced this afternoon that brothers John and Edwards Grimes known as Jedward were to be offered peerages and will shortly join the House of Lords.

Speaking at his monthly press conference beleaguered PM Gordhelpus Brown announced that Jedward were being invited to become members of the Lords as a reward for their services to music and the arts. "It is right that these two gifted young men should receive this accolade Gordhelpus Brown told a rapturous press conference. I alone saw the talent and the vision Jedward have shown. They are popular with young people, with families, with old people, with the gay community, with the poor, with our soldiers in Afghanistan and it is right that they should have a say in the governance of this country." A conservative spokesmen said "This government will use any cynical ploy it can to get votes in the run up to the general election. Shit did they actually get them to do it ?"

It is rumored that this move will mean that labour are likely also to receive the support of pop mogul Slyman Cowelling in what is now seen as they only thing that can stop a conservative landslide.

Speaking from Dublin this afternoon Jedward confirmed they had been approach by Downing Street, but refused to comment. It is rumored that John will become titled as Lord Britney of Spears and Edward as Lord Ghost Buster. "Can you believe this we been asked to do a gig somewhere in London with lots of people called Lord its amazing we just wanna thank everyone who didn't get the chance to vote for us " - the one on the right said. "We just wanna have fun and make as much money as possible" said a current member of the Lords. "By the way ... What is a Jedward ?"

Keen to jump on the electoral bandwagon, The lib Dems announced that both Lloyd Daniels (cute but crap) and Jamie Afro (Old but crap) were hoping to join the front bench as entertainment Czars. Louis Walsh who manages Jedward was said to have been in secret talks with Lord Mandleson regarding the loan of costumes and ridiculous outfits - apparently Lord Mandy has lots !!

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