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Thursday, 26 November 2009

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Magazine readers horny for Gordon

Britain's women have voted Gordon Brown the twelfth sexiest man in Britain in a British poll in a British magazine.

Readers of Mums Mag gave the prime minister's new svelte grey look the thumbs up, a press release stated.

Miriam Hardcore, editor of Mums Mag, said: "British women love Gordon.

"He is caring but strong but vulnerable. The UK's women of all faiths see him as the ultimate caring and sensitive lover with the strength to protect them.

"Gordon may be trying to woo women's votes, but he could have a lot more from them if he wanted."

The poll named Jenson Button and Lewis Hamilton as joint sexiest men ahead of Lib Dem libertine Nick Clegg, Wallace (from Wallace & Gromit), Bob the Builder voice Neil Morrisey and Kate Moss.

Ms Hardcore said: "The poll also shows British women love multimillionaire racing drivers and builders."

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