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Thursday, 19 November 2009

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Mmmmmmmm, Tastes like sausage!

Global sausage manufacturer 'Balls Sausages' lost their battle with the TV regulator today regarding complaints raised about an advert shown in July.

35 people complained about the advert which depicted a normal family of four sitting down to dinner and eating Cock; a new sausage shaped like a cock.

The mother is shown removing a baking tray filled with hot steaming Cock from the oven and serving it to her family.

In addition to resembling a cock, each individual Cock wobbles around like an limp cock after being in the oven for 20 minutes.

As the advert ends, the five year old daughter with a mouth full of Cock says to the camera, "Mmmmmm, tastes like Cock!"

It was ruled that the advert was offensive.

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