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Saturday, 7 November 2009

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Cluedo: outside the Cenotaph, Poppy Sunday, 250/1 with Aintgottaprayer.con

London - (Dead Cert): Following a Mourning Line tipoff an Enniskillen Rangers supporter is in hiding having laid a 250/1 twenty quid punt the Queen's going belly up outside the Cenotaph Sunday.

Provisional Flag of Convenience IRA bastards killed 12 and injured 63 at Enniskillen's war memorial on Poppy Sunday exactly 22 years ago this weekend.

And all the while Her Maj was lapping up the kudos at a Royal Albert Hole Festival of Dismemberment singalong with farces sweetheart Dame Vera Bynn Laden.

Tomorrow's Cenotaph parade sees the usual gang of House of Windsor doppelgangers strut their preposterous lookalike stuff in the name of the fallen.

Except for Charles and Camilla, shoved off to Canada ahead of deportation to Equatorial Guinea where they face charges of trying to start a coup with Simon Mann and Mark Thatcher.

The price of crude is riding high.

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