Written by Lucy_I_Lie
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Saturday, 31 October 2009

image for Stacey Solomon shaves her head!
Simon Cowell

In a bid to look like her idol, Stacey Solomon has shaved her hear ahead of the x-factor tonight. It all happened when she got to hair and makeup, she waltzed in and was told her hair would be put in a very high pony tail, she protested saying things that hurt the stylists.

Lucie Jones then came down and sat next to her, getting her hair done and they told Lucie she would get long, lucious locks.

Rachel Adedeji, who was in the room also mentioned that her hair was going to be down.

In a rage, Stacey picked up the straighteners and hurled them at Lucie, making a burn mark on her head, the stylist then said she would have to have a bang like Stacey's.

Stacey got left on her own and suddenly John and Edward came in with a Britney Spears track booming out the stereo, they started dancing then left, Stacey picked up the hair shaver and shaved her head.

Tonight she will be wearing a wig, but she is planning to take it off mid-preformance and hurl it at Simon Cowell if he is nasty, Cheryl if she says she doesn't "feel" the preformance, Dannii if it was the wrong song choice or Louis if he compares her to John and Edward.

We hope it's at Dannii!

Make Lucy_I_Lie's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 2?

9 17 8 24

Go to top ^