Written by Hankypanky
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Wednesday, 28 October 2009

It has been revealed that Tony Blair, once he becomes the EU President, intends asking the EU Commissioners to allow him, and Lady Blair, to reside at Buckingham Palace, as befits his new role, as the all-powerful President of Europe.

Her Majesty, has reluctantly agreed to this move, and her courtiers are even now looking round for suitable accommodation for Her Majesty and Prince Philip.

Lord Blair has already intimated that having a London Residence is not essential for Her Majesty, as he will be taking on most of her duties, she now being a citizen of the EU.

Several places have been suggested to Her Majesty. One suitable residence is Halfempty House, in the middle of Dartmoor. It has plenty of room for corgis, with a large annexe, which could be put to suitable use by her children and grandchildren.

A helicopter pad could be built, to enable Prince Andrew and his companion/s to arrive and leave easily.

Tony Blair has expressed a wish that he would welcome spending week ends there with the Royal Family.

.

Tony Blair, as the new EU President, is keen to become involved in the day-to-day workings of The Regions, in what used to be called, the UK.

He has agreed to visit as many old folks' homes as possible, and may take-over the duty of handing out Maundy Money to his citizens, previously carried out by Her Majesty.

Further information will be published once Tony Blair has been selected for the Presidency.

Make Hankypanky's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 multiplied by 5?

1 9 25 11

Go to top